1. Local hero, Tom Brochan, was interviewed today and gave many startling revelations.  
2. Several cardinals got together to choose the new pope at the Vadican.  A swarm of crazed followers awaited their decision.  
3. The ambassador from China came today via plane and waved to the crowd as he and his wife got off.  
4. Leaders from many distinguished countries met today with President George Bush to discuss politics and major going ons in the world.  
5. The new SUV was released today, and recieved great praise from a crowd of onlookers.  
6. A car show was held today, and everyone from guitar players from country folk came to look at the new automobiles.  
7. The makers of the Blue Ray technology showed off their latest inovations.  
8. Many great businesses got together to show off their leading technology.  The makers of Blu ray and the Xbox were pleased to see a great turnout.  
9. Jonny Dep was seen after a shooting of his movie which seems to have somewhat homesexual tendencies.  
10. Johnny Depp talked about the varoius works that he has done in his past.  Much confusion was about.  
11. The Playstation 3 was released today, but things look grim for Sony Entertainment.  
12. The Sony Playstation 3 was released, and now counts of upwards of one-hundred thoasand copies sold in the US and Canada alone.  Critics say it won't live up against that of the Xbox.  
13. Many soldiers charged with armor and spears raised.  
14. A art history mueseum released a new painting today, some think it is as good as the Dilbert cartoon.  Whether this is good or bad is still up for grabs.  
15. A creepy blonde lady was seen staring at a camara while lounging on her couch.  
16. A lady that is a great art and fasion host was seen talking about various great expanses and the art of eggs and fasion and health.  
17. Scientology is back in the news, and yet still nobody knows what is going on with it.  
18. Scientology is a growing trend, now with the likes of Tom Cruise leading the crusade of nonsense, they seek to breach the fabric of reality.  
19. Many chickens were seen in a park this morning.  Wether they escaped or are just out for a stroll is unknown.  
20. The avian, or better known as bird society has met to discuss the proper ways to cook the various fowl.  Chickens, parrots, and even fish are wondering what the outcome will be.