My name is Mike, and this page is still under construction. But here are three pictures which completely misrepresent the way I look.

This is quite a disturbing image of me, if I do say so myself. Many of you were creeped out by "Bingo", but I would like to think that this is equally frightening. Click on the image. I hope you are wearing your Depends. This picture is about 6 years old now, if you care. I didn't think so.
Here's an animated gif showing a morph between me and a friend from back home. I'm the one with the big hair.
Many people have problems remembering my face. Most people look at me, and all they see is the hat. In fact, on the rare occasions (usually, the times involve Church in some fashion, or a big interview) on which I go hatless, I've had people I know for years not recognize me when we walk by each other.